Random Kid: Why do you have a dog?
Me: She helps me get around.
Kid: Why are you in a wheelchair?
Me: Because I harassed a service dog.
Random Person reaches to pet my service dog
Me: Please don't pet her.
Random Person pets her anyway
Me: Are you deaf and blind or just stupid?
Random Person: You're so pretty!!
Random Person: I meant the dog
Random Man: Your dog looks just like mine. Only mine is black, and a German Shepard.
Me: Soooo.....basically what you're saying is they're both dogs?
Random kid: Can I pet your dog?
Random kid stands there and stares.
Me: Could you not stare either?
Random Mom tapping her son frantically on the arm: LOOK! LOOK!! DOG!!! LOOK!!!!
Me: Ugh! Really???
Son: Mom stop being rude.
Mom: I'm not being rude!
Mom: What'd I do?
Son: I'm pretty sure the lady in the chair doesn't want all eyes on her and her service dog. Let her enjoy her dinner.
Me: Your son has a point.
Mom: I still don't think I was being rude.